♥ About
| The Mechanical Man
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| Profile
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| Species
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Cyborg Chimp
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| Gender
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Male
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| Pronouns
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He/Him
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| Age
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34 years old
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| Birth Date
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December 10th, 1974 ♐
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| Ethnicity
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??? Robot???
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| Height
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5'11"
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| Weight
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190 lbs
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| Occupation
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Lemonade High Teacher
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Subject
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Science
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| Theme Song
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Undecided
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| First Appearance
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Chapter 2
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| Latest Appearance
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Chapter 4
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| Personal
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| Likes
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SCIENCE
Body modification
Technology
Battery Acid
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| Dislikes
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Water
Humanity
Ms. Lemonade
Technophobes
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| Relationship Status
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Single
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Dr. Turing is one of the supporting characters in Pink Panties. A man who wishes to evolve past the need for humanity, when he's not teaching science class, he's doing interesting experiments on himself.
♥ History
Dr. Turing replaced Mr. Johnson, an unknown science teacher, right before September 1st, 2009. At some point, he started modifying his body with robotic parts, and intends to continue with this.
♥ Plot
On September 1st, right before he was going to teach, he detected a newcomer by the name of Cathy Duff. Paying no mind to her (though warning her that he is WATCHING), Dr. Turing began to monologue about his robotic state. When Cathy blurted out, she accidentally tripped up his alert system but thankfully he didn't attack. When first period started, Dr. Turing assigned the class to dissect roadkill right from his trashbag, much to Cathy's horror.
At the end of the day, Ms. Lemonade scolded and guilt tripped him for making the girls dissect roadkill, then forcing him to change tomorrow's assignment to something less "grisly". Full of despair, Dr. Turing made the girls mess with bunsen burners while he sulked and drank antifreeze in the corner.
♥ Personality
Dr. Turing is, simply put, a man of science, and as a man of science, he cannot stand for the uneducated masses who cling tightly to what they believe. Except, his idea of "science" is bioengineering yourself into a cyborg and assimilating into robotkind to destroy the insolent "meatbags". As you could tell, he's straight up insane, being a tetchy, screaming weirdo who monologues about the uselessness of the flesh. His intellect does help him here, though, as he is very intimate with both technology and biology, meaning he's fully qualified to teach. Or, well, would be if it wasn't for the everything else.
- Dr. Turing's "glasses" are actually eye camera interface...Thingies.
- As a chimp, he wanted a tail so now he has one! It plugs in at night to charge his batteries...Wait, where are his batteries? You don't wanna know.
- Cannot touch pure water, it'll short-circuit him. He can drink thinks WITH water however.
- He can consume all sorts of stuff you really shouldn't consume, like nuts and bolts, metal in general, battery acid, antifreeze, rubbing alcohol and so, so much more.
