♥ About
Little Guy, Big Stache
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Profile
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Species
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Red Squirrel
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Gender
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Male
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Pronouns
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He/Him
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Age
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41 years old
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Ethnicity
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Caucasian
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Height
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3'11"
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Weight
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87 lbs
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Occupation
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Fero City Mall Security Officer
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Theme Song
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Undecided
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First Appearance
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Chapter 1
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Latest Appearance
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Chapter 3
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Personal
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Likes
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His Family
Old school tunes
Acorns
Cool spring mornings
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Dislikes
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His coworkers
Troublemakers at the mall
Kid Rock
Cathy being in danger
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Relationship Status
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Married to Ollie Mond-Duff
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Albert is one of the supporting characters in Pink Panties. He's Cathy's father and acts as the voice of reason for her...Or, tries to.
♥ History
Albert was born and raised in Texas. At some point, he met and married Ollie. They later had Cathy together. Albert had been working as a mall cop for years, and received a promotion that meant his family had to move from Texas to Cattifornia.
♥ Personality
Albert's a serious squirrel, and it's hard not to be at his age. As a mall-cop, he ends his shifts telling himself he’s seen it all…but then the next day happens. It makes him a bit of a buzz-kill, but take away the responsibilities and what’s left over is a loving father.
- Has a strong southern accent. You can't escape the redneck from the red squirrels!
- No one's quite sure how he turned out short, he just did. He's the only short one in the family, and it seems Cathy's caught it too!
- Having worked at the Fero City Mall, and previously a mall back in Texas, he's seen a lot of shit, so it's hard to startle him.